Mismanagement | West London Hash House Harriers

Hare Raiser

New Balls Please

Grand Master

I will be spending the forthcoming year formulating the WLH mission statment, setting our strategic goals, and drawing up a detailed action plan.

Wacker

Religious Advisor

His rapier sharp wit is often deployed to devastating effect in identifying and punishing deserving miscreants in the Circle.

Kiss My Arse

Religious Advisor

When not otherwise engaged in rearing the next generation of West London Hashers, KMA can often be found laying down the law in the Circle.

Mad Cow

Hash Accountant

So creative are his accounting skills that he can make 2+2 = 5 (for a small consideration)

Man Magnet

Haberdasher

Do you think you're too sexy for your shirt? If so, you need to order a new WLH T-shirt from Man Magnet - see below.

No Foreplay

Social Sec

After her glorious reign as GM, No Foreplay is directing her considerable organisational telents to our social programme.

Casting Slouch

Social Sec (and co-RA)

Hopefully she will be able to organise a piss-up in a brewerey, at the very least. Also helps out with RA duties on occasion

Minge & Tonic

Social Sec

They say you can never have too much secs, and to prove it, here is our 3rd Social Sec.

Standard Deviant

Hare Raiser

He will catch you in the end. Might as well volunteer before you are subjected to the comfy chair. If you want to help him out, see below. Also depu

Sir Humpalot

Hash Cash

He can send you home £2 the poorer with a quick swipe of his card reader. Also maintains WLH website backend.

Mop

Hash Cash

In a previous job, he used to confliscate super-yachts from oligarchs, so getting £2 off recalcitrant hashers should be childs play.

Contour

Hash Stats

Without our Hash Stats manager, we wouldn't know how many runs you have done and where we have hashed.

Pickled Fart

Webmaster

His weekly mailshots are a sublime mix of wit and wisdom.

Rollback

Hash Flash

One of our new army of paparazzi, on the lookout for hashers in compromising positions.

Petal

Hash Flash

Occasional flasher. Generally harmless though.

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Interested in being a hare?

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In need of some West London Hash haberdashery?

If you would like to buy a West London T-Shirt at one of our runs then contact us in advance, without obligation, the Haberdasher will try to bring the size(s) you want to try on a night you will be there.

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